Vampire!Romania x Reader :3
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"Hey (name)! It's our monthsary!"
"Yeah, I know."
"So... I was thinking if-"
"Nope. Not now Vlad."
"Does that mean I could bite you later?"
"Nope"
"Pleaseee! Just one bite! I promise- it won't hurt!"
"No."
"Please!"
"No."
"......"
"......"
"Can I bite you now?"
"No."
"...How about now?"
"......"
"Can I-"
"Nope."
"But (name)! We've been dating for 6 months! You're too irresistable!"
"Could you do a year without biting me?"
"......"
"Guess not."
"Please?"
"No."
"But (name), you smell so delicious! Pleaseee!"
"......"
"Pleaseee! I'll do anything!"
*smirks* "...Anything?"
"......"
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"Hmm... Eat all the garlic in the kitchen. Then I'll let you."
Vlad: *has just finished eating all the rest of my garlic* Ughhh...If i have to taste, smell or see anymore i swear im gonna HURL...
Me:Allrighty then take your bite~
Vlad: *starts to sniff me* You didnt....*gags*
Me: ohohohohohoo~ But i did...By the way the bathroom is the second door on the left....*points*
Vlad: *Runs upstairs to the bathroom and pukes*
Me: *Troll face* My work here is done *hides in room with a cross and holy water* I can never be too sure ...
Vlad: Ohhh Lutzy~ I'll have to punish you now~
Me: . ___. OMGWTFGTFONODEARWRITERSAVEMEFROMVAMPIRERAPEEEE! xO
<3 Great story
Thanks! Glad ya liked it!
((Excuse my Derp...I know the politeness was uncalled for X3))
By the way, "Vlad" comes from Vlad Ţepeş, who later on became known in the fantasy/horror version as Dracula