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"Hey, (name)! It's our monthsary!"

"Yeah, I know."

"So... I was thinking if-"

"Nope. Not now Vlad."

"Does that mean I could bite you later?"

"Nope."

"Pleaseee! Just one bite! I promise- it won't hurt!"

"No."

"Please!"

"No."

"......"

"......"



"Can I bite you now?"

"No."






"...How about now?"

"......"

"Can I-"

"Nope."

"But (name)! We've been dating for 6 months! You're too irresistable!"

"Could you do a year without biting me?"

"......"

"Guess not."

"Please?"

"No."

"But (name), you smell so delicious! Pleaseee!"

"......"

"Pleaseee! I'll do anything!"

*smirks* "...Anything?"

"......"

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"Hmm... Eat all the garlic in the kitchen. Then I'll let you."
This was a request from one of my cousins. :D

I had fun doing this! :squee:
I somewhat pictured Romania to be sort of childish and sweet. ^^
...and from most of the other stories I've read, the common name used was "Vladimir" / "Vlad" ...so I used it too. xD

I know it kinda sucks. It's very much of a drabble and it came out of nowhere. o_o

I hope you guys like it. :3

Romania belongs to Himaruya Hidekazu :iconhimaruyaplz:
Image does not belong to me. I found it here: [link] :3
You belong to Romania yourself.

Story by me, ~Kaori-Yuka :3


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ShakiraIcySilverWolf Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
I AM SO EVIL!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
+background screaming and whining+ But Shakira, you're gonna kill me before I get a bite!
(Back to meeeeee~) Blame the alchohol, Vlad. Blame the alchohol for making me buy a shitload of garlic and leaving it in the kitchen. +More Whining+
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JazziFrazz Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The reader is evil in this one! I like it!
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RiverSo44797545 Featured By Owner May 26, 2015
Before reading this story i eat garlic......:O
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AlexSpecialMaple Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe, yash moi friend....eat da GARLIC!!Medic's Rage Intensifies (Chat Icon) 
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EraOfTheChibi Featured By Owner Edited Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I stab my garlic with a wooden spoon.

Me: GODDAMNIT ROMANIA EAT THE STABBED GARLIC

Romania: NO YOU STABBED THE GARLIC THATS WEIRD

Me: EAT IT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL THROW IT ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME IT ON YOU
(anyone get the reference?)
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Jill-of-All-Trades11 Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Student
Oh yeah real mature
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EraOfTheChibi Featured By Owner May 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Me: >: (..... I STABBED THIS FOR YOU!! 

Romania: I KNOW I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND BUT COME ON

Me: I DO IT... BECAUSE I.. LOVE YOU!!

Romania: Well, I'M NOT EATING GARLIC THAT YOU STABBED.

Me: .......I STILL LOVE YOU.
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Jill-of-All-Trades11 Featured By Owner Edited May 27, 2015  Student
That's all I ever hear anymore. Romania try this, Romania try that.
Remember that - what was it -
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EraOfTheChibi Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Me: Orange juice and mint ice cream! :D

Romania: Mint ice cream!

Me: It was a good idea-

Romania: You didn't even make a pound!

Me: I made a pound of orange juice and mint ice cream.

Romania: DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD MINT AND ORANGE JUICE TASTE TOGETHER?!

Me: That's what I wanted other people to find out so they could tell me. I make stuff to sell, not eat. .-.
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Jill-of-All-Trades11 Featured By Owner May 27, 2015  Student
Oh yeah and don't forget Chocolate malk and sour cream. Yeah, what was that, three hospitalized? Yeah, three countries, hospitalized. (And surprising not by England's scones(actually England's cooking in general))
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EraOfTheChibi Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Me: *begins fuming and red comes to my face* YOU! EAT THIS! RIGHT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! *begins angrily pelting Romania with stabbed garlic*

Romania: GODDANGIT CHIBI STOP AGH

Me: EAT THE STABBED GARLIC NOW!!
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Jill-of-All-Trades11 Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Student
Eat your own stabbed garlic
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ArisaKZ Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
//Hot koolaid-
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Student General Artist
I have one huge garlic in my kitchen >:3
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh dear, poor Romania; at my house we have a lot of garlic in the kitchen because one day I saw the garlic on sale and was like: Dad! Dad! We needa stock on garlic before the vampire apocalypse! 
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ZombieDswim Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015
*raises eyebrow* And he listened? DAMN IT, I WISH MY DAD WERE THAT COOL!
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amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Student General Artist
The garlic also keeps other blood-sucking things away, like mosquitoes, and sadly the Sakamaki brothers 
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ZombieDswim Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015
XD
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Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
Plot twist there is no garlic in the kitchen. 
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karmasluck Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh god.....
RUN
RUN FOR YOUR BLOOD'S SAKE
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Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
XD 
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NokiLongesta Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
"Eat all the garlic in the kitchen." Why am I so cruel? :D
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QueenOfAlpachania Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD HAHAHAHA! That was awesome!
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Monochrome-tan Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT WAS SO FUNNY AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME XD
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ivyknightwalker Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
Daaannnnggggg that is cold XD
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phoenixdrake88 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
Nice!
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supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Dies. U made my day!!!!
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Adorable!  I especially love the term 'monthsary'. X3
The ending was just mean, though.
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CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. Die, Vlad. Die. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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teamedward4ever1326 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
Heh, good luck Vlad.
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michealawood Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
I hate garlic because my dad overloads the food with it (he uses too much spices ) but I would make Vladimir eat a huge jar of it all at once I also hate the smell of it
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khlover-san Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
hahaha omg that was so funny
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Raidioactive-Demon Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Noooooooo Not ze garlic!
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momokurosaki Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
XD
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dark-secret1 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
So cute^^
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sarahreader Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha plain or with something *smirks* 
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Shiatza Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Student Writer
I HATE garlic, so I'm making Romania eat it.
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StarSapphire9601 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
Vlad: .....
Me/Reader-chan:well then.....Y U WENT QUIET??
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CheRRyBoomBlackout Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
Trololol received from reader-chan
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Godly-Mischief Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Why would I still own garlic? Maybe to smell... it smells so good.
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alaskajones Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ajsjshs i lauged so hards
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anger-problems Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
love. it. TO DEATH.
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Hetalia-Malta19 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
why would I date a vampire and own garlic!?
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XoxAngelBabexoX Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg I couldn't stop laughing
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Rin-RosemaryRP Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thats so mean....Don't make a vamp eat garlic or keep them away from their blood.... *Referring to me*
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yukiecross Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
cant stop laughing!!!!! XD .......... dies from lack of air X.X XD
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neigma Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Cracking up! Can't stop laughing! Lawls!
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HetaliaFangirl102 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
me:KIMb: Smug no
Romania:plz
me:
KIMb: Smug no
Romania:plz
Me:let me think.....
KIMb: Smug no
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HetaliaFangirl102 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
what the heck?
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xXHopeless-DreamerXx Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Student Writer
That was funny about the ending
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