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"Hey, (name)! It's our monthsary!"

"Yeah, I know."

"So... I was thinking if-"

"Nope. Not now Vlad."

"Does that mean I could bite you later?"

"Nope."

"Pleaseee! Just one bite! I promise- it won't hurt!"

"No."

"Please!"

"No."

"......"

"......"



"Can I bite you now?"

"No."






"...How about now?"

"......"

"Can I-"

"Nope."

"But (name)! We've been dating for 6 months! You're too irresistable!"

"Could you do a year without biting me?"

"......"

"Guess not."

"Please?"

"No."

"But (name), you smell so delicious! Pleaseee!"

"......"

"Pleaseee! I'll do anything!"

*smirks* "...Anything?"

"......"

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"Hmm... Eat all the garlic in the kitchen. Then I'll let you."
This was a request from one of my cousins. :D

I had fun doing this! :squee:
I somewhat pictured Romania to be sort of childish and sweet. ^^
...and from most of the other stories I've read, the common name used was "Vladimir" / "Vlad" ...so I used it too. xD

I know it kinda sucks. It's very much of a drabble and it came out of nowhere. o_o

I hope you guys like it. :3

Romania belongs to Himaruya Hidekazu :iconhimaruyaplz:
Image does not belong to me. I found it here: [link] :3
You belong to Romania yourself.

Story by me, ~Kaori-Yuka :3


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:iconalexspecialmaple:
AlexSpecialMaple Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
hehehe, yash moi friend....eat da GARLIC!!Medic's Rage Intensifies (Chat Icon) 
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EraOfTheChibi Featured By Owner Edited Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I stab my garlic with a wooden spoon.

Me: GODDAMNIT ROMANIA EAT THE STABBED GARLIC

Romania: NO YOU STABBED THE GARLIC THATS WEIRD

Me: EAT IT RIGHT NOW OR I'LL THROW IT ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME IT ON YOU
(anyone get the reference?)
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ArisaKZ Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
//Hot koolaid-
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:iconkarmasluck:
karmasluck Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Student General Artist
I have one huge garlic in my kitchen >:3
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:iconamliajane12345:
amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Student Writer
Oh dear, poor Romania; at my house we have a lot of garlic in the kitchen because one day I saw the garlic on sale and was like: Dad! Dad! We needa stock on garlic before the vampire apocalypse! 
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:iconfloridadaawesome:
Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
Plot twist there is no garlic in the kitchen. 
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:iconkarmasluck:
karmasluck Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh god.....
RUN
RUN FOR YOUR BLOOD'S SAKE
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:iconfloridadaawesome:
Floridadaawesome Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
XD 
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:iconnokilongesta:
NokiLongesta Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
"Eat all the garlic in the kitchen." Why am I so cruel? :D
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:iconqueenofalpachania:
QueenOfAlpachania Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014
XD HAHAHAHA! That was awesome!
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:iconmonochrome-tan:
Monochrome-tan Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
THAT WAS SO FUNNY AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME XD
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:iconivyknightwalker:
ivyknightwalker Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
Daaannnnggggg that is cold XD
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:iconphoenixdrake88:
phoenixdrake88 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2014
Nice!
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:iconsupergirl0987:
supergirl0987 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Student General Artist
Dies. U made my day!!!!
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Adorable!  I especially love the term 'monthsary'. X3
The ending was just mean, though.
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:iconcrazyhetalialover13:
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. Die, Vlad. Die. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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:iconteamedward4ever1326:
teamedward4ever1326 Featured By Owner May 17, 2014
Heh, good luck Vlad.
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:iconmichealawood:
michealawood Featured By Owner May 10, 2014
I hate garlic because my dad overloads the food with it (he uses too much spices ) but I would make Vladimir eat a huge jar of it all at once I also hate the smell of it
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:iconkhlover-san:
khlover-san Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
hahaha omg that was so funny
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:iconraidioactive-demon:
Raidioactive-Demon Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Noooooooo Not ze garlic!
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:iconmomokurosaki:
momokurosaki Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
XD
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dark-secret1 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
So cute^^
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:iconsarahreader:
sarahreader Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahaha plain or with something *smirks* 
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:iconshiatza:
Shiatza Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Student Writer
I HATE garlic, so I'm making Romania eat it.
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:iconstarsapphire9601:
StarSapphire9601 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
Vlad: .....
Me/Reader-chan:well then.....Y U WENT QUIET??
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:iconcherryboomblackout:
CheRRyBoomBlackout Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2013
Trololol received from reader-chan
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:icongodly-mischief:
Godly-Mischief Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Student General Artist
Why would I still own garlic? Maybe to smell... it smells so good.
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:iconalaskajones:
alaskajones Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ajsjshs i lauged so hards
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:iconanger-problems:
anger-problems Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
love. it. TO DEATH.
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:iconhetalia-malta19:
Hetalia-Malta19 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
why would I date a vampire and own garlic!?
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:iconxoxangelbabexox:
XoxAngelBabexoX Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg I couldn't stop laughing
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:iconrin-rosemaryrp:
Rin-RosemaryRP Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thats so mean....Don't make a vamp eat garlic or keep them away from their blood.... *Referring to me*
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:iconyukiecross:
yukiecross Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013
cant stop laughing!!!!! XD .......... dies from lack of air X.X XD
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:iconneigma:
neigma Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Cracking up! Can't stop laughing! Lawls!
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:iconhetaliafangirl102:
HetaliaFangirl102 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
me:KIMb: Smug no
Romania:plz
me:
KIMb: Smug no
Romania:plz
Me:let me think.....
KIMb: Smug no
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:iconhetaliafangirl102:
HetaliaFangirl102 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013
what the heck?
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xXHopeless-DreamerXx Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Student Writer
That was funny about the ending
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:iconhetalialoverforever2:
hetalialoverforever2 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Filmographer
That was awesome =w=
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:iconkaori-yuka:
Kaori-Yuka Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Student Writer
Thanks! :D
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:iconhetalialoverforever2:
hetalialoverforever2 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Student Filmographer
Np
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Nordicgurl4ever Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
Me: *runs into kitchen and rubs neck with garlic*
Romania: Ok, I did my part of the bet, now come here!
Me: Ok! *smirks*
Romania:*takes a bite*
Me(in my mind): Poo, I thought he would sniff and leave!!!
Romania: SERIOUSLY!!!
Me: Yup!*runs into room*
Romania: COME BACK HERE!!!
Me: Nope!
Romania: Poop, the door is locked. Ooh wait!
Me: I think he's gone *hears scream downstairs*
Romania: *plays dead with ketchup on stumach*
Me: MIO DIO!!! ROMANIA ARE YOU OK?!!!! *picks head up*
Romania: Haha!!! *throws me over his shoulder*
Me: *hits back and starts screaming* PUT ME DOWN!!
Romania: Nope!
Me: he's mocking me! Well might as well go with it
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sarahreader Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahahahahahahaha o my gosh you shold make that a story i would love it *giggles* i cant stop laughing oh man 
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:iconanger-problems:
anger-problems Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD best. comment. ever.
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:iconnordicgurl4ever:
Nordicgurl4ever Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
Thank You ~bows~
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StarSapphire9601 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
your profile picture FUCKING FITS THE SHITTY COMMENT XD (sorry for the words,I'm laughing so hard right now :/)
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HetaliaFanGirl013 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol~ I bet 'e'll 'ave fun doing 'at! if 'e does.. but if 'e vants ta bite me 'at bad.. 'oly shit, 'e might actually do it! fuck ye Vlad and yer desire ta bite me!
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:iconmori-na-takara-kun:
Mori-na-Takara-kun Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2013  Hobbyist
Muahahaha :evillaugh: I love garlic... ^^
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MiaErikaVessie Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I call him Dacian like this one person did. I love her stories, but this is just WAY TOO CUTE AND ADORABLE AND FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:iconsqueeeeplz:
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:iconkaori-yuka:
Kaori-Yuka Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Writer
Thank you! :D
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AkaiNamida1 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student Writer
What if there's no garlic in the kitchen? :iconshockedhungaryplz:

Anyways, this is too adorable :iconblushplz: Cute Romania is cute~
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