RQ: The Best Advice [Norway x Reader]

"Norge! You're lettin' another day pass! Don't make me drag you to her house!" Mathias yelled across the room, waking up the said Norwegian.

"You know where she lives? Creepy..." Emil said as he took a sip of his hot chocolate.

"Shut up, Dane." Lukas groaned and buried his face into the pillow.

"I'll make Emil call you 'Big Brother' if you at least knock on her door."

"Like heck if I would."

"It doesn't matter. Just leave me alone." Lukas said as he stood and went up to his room, slamming the door.

"He just needs some advice, guys." Tino said, loud enough to be heard from the kitchen.

"Yeah!"

"Good advice, Mathias." Tino finished.

"We should all share our ideas. Leave him off with several opinions, and it's all up to him." Tino stated as he sat on the couch. Berwald nodded in agreement.

"That'll do."

"Alright then! The goal of each plan is to get Norge-"

"No one's gettin' laid, Mathias." Berwald interjected.

"I wasn't even gonna say that." Mathias smirked. "I was just saying~ Blah, blah, blah... to get Norge to kiss (name)! Who's pervy now, Ber?" He laughed.

".........."




Day 1: Tino's Advice

'Oh, I hope he'd be able to handle a simple suggestion such as mine.' Tino thought as he slowly stepped into Lukas' room. "Hey, Lukas!" He smiled brightly, putting off his cheery attitude.

"Hello, Tino..." Lukas said as he continued reading a book.

"Would you like some advice?" He sat down on the edge of his bed. Lukas looked up from his book, showing a hint of curiosity and he then, nodded.

"Okay! So, here's the idea..."



Time skip: At a nearby coffee shop

"Hi, Lukas!" You grinned at him as he gestured you to your table. "So, what's this all about?"

"I just wanted to know how you were doing." He looked away.

"Aww... That's... suspiciously sweet of you." You smiled.

"What would you like?" He asked, though he already knew what you usually order here.

"Hmm... The usual? I'd like (favourite thing to order at a coffee shop), if that's fine."

Lukas just nodded and went off to the counter.

"So...? How's everything, so far?" Tino asked in a whisper.

"Nothing." He paused. "Nice disguise, by the way." He added.

"Thanks." Tino said as he adjusted his wig and dress. "This better work, or I'll have to go cupid with my sniper." He smiled.




"That took long." You said as you took a sip of your drink.

"Sorry." He sat down.

"Oh, excuse me~!" A waitress, who looked pretty cute, but awkwardly familiar came with a tasty-looking, chocolate cake in hand. "You guys are our lucky customer for this week~! Which means~ Free cake!" She said as she raised the cake and placed it on your table. "Oh, you guys looks so cute together~!" She squealed. Lukas glared at her and she left.

"That was weird." You said and looked at the cake. Lukas just nodded in agreement and looked at you.

"This tastes great!" You gathered some with your fork and pointed it over to Lukas. "I command you to try it." You glared at him, knowing that he usually doesn't accept those types of gestures. Lukas stared at you for a while then he gently took your hand and moved it closer to his mouth- If this were to be set in slow motion, you'd die of blood loss.

Lukas held your hand gently, as his mouth opened slowly- You could see his tongue over your fork. You slightly twitched and blushed. ...his eyes were locked onto yours while he savoured the last bits of the cake.

...Finally, it was over. He placed the fork on the plate.

"You have chocolate on your face."

"A-Ah... Yeah." You quickly wiped it off.

'Darn it.'


You were about to ask Lukas if there was anything bothering him, until your phone rang.


"Emil? Calm down! I can't underst-- What? Alright! Alright!"

"Is there something wrong?"

"I gotta go. Mr. Puffin sort of... got my notes mixed up with Emil's." You laughed. "Anyways... Thanks, Lukas." You kissed him on the cheek and left. Lukas sighed.



"Awkward~" Mathias teased from behind the counter- he was also wearing a waitress outfit. Only, it looked very disturbing compared to when Tino wears it.

"Cupid needs to go and get his sniper."



Day 2: Berwald's Advice

Berwald opened the door without warning and sees Lukas, who was listening to random love songs. How enlightening...

"Lukas."

"Hmm...?"

"Y'better listen t' me. I've heard 'bout what happened yesterday, so I decided to help." He switched off the player.

"Alright..."



Time skip: ...........

"Hi, Berwald!" You greeted and he gestured you to get inside.

"What's the occasion?" You asked and sat on the couch. You were wondering why he'd ask you to come over in all a sudden.

"I needed help with some stuff to fix 'round 'ere." He leaned onto the wall.

"I see..."



"Berwald, tell Tino to get some shampoo. That idiot used up his and mine won't be enough for another day with him using it as well..." Lukas came into the room, with a towel around his waist- water dripping from the tips of his hair. Even with an annoyed expression, he still looked sexy. He then, looked at you with much surprise and glared at Berwald.

"What is she doing here? I thought she'd be here by--"

"I needed her help."

".........."

"H-Hi, Lukas." You smiled nervously, trying to control the blush on your face- Failing to do so.

"Hello, (name)." He said and then went up to his room.



"Nice one, Norge! A-AAACCKKK-- *cough cough*"



"You can leave now." Berwald said as he went over to the kitchen.

"What about the stuff you need to fix...?"

"It can't be fixed."



Day 3: The Brotherly Advice...

"Lukas! Just go to her house and say it!" Emil yelled from the other side of the door.

"Call me 'Big Brother'..."

"NO!"

"You know you want to..."

"UGH... I'll call you that if it goes well."



Times skip: At your house...

"Hello, Lukas!" You greeted as you opened the door.

"Hello, (name)."

"You don't really have to do all this, you know?" You said as you gestured him to step inside.

"Emil told me about your role at the upcoming play. And the theme involves... vikings?

"Yeah... I was assigned to be the princess of a neighbouring kingdom. I wanted to take the viking but... It's all out. Eheheh... My classmates said that I'd do well if I were possessed and violent so... I got this."

"I see... So, what's wrong?"

"I can't do this part." You pointed over to the most dramatic part of the play.

"Oh..." Lukas muttered as he continued reading.

"Something wrong?"

"Oh, that! Don't worry! I rejected that part. Geez... I can't handle those scenes." You laughed nervously.

"What are we supposed to be doing?"

"You're going to do Emil's part! I can't seem to do it right every time we practice. I'm supposed to beat him up and kill him... over~ here!" You paused. "He called me earlier. He told me he was sick, so he sent you over to help me practice." You smiled.


".........."




Day 4: The Advice...?

"I'm still not calling you 'Big Brother'!"

"You just had to be lazy! You lied to her! I had to spend every last minute getting slapped by (name)!"



"I can't believe it. The brothers are fighting." Tino said as he came out from the kitchen.

"Tell me about it." Mathias said as he finished his mug of beer.

"Aren't you gonna help, Mathias?" Tino asked as he hurriedly grabbed the mug away from him.

"Sure. It's not like he'd take my advice anyways! I've given him tons, yet he ain't doin' anything!" He clumsily went over to the couch, where Emil and Lukas were arguing.

"Hey! Norge!" Mathias shouted, gaining the attention of the both of them. "You better listen to me, young man!" Mathias placed both of his hands on his hips, posing like a mother who'd give her daily sermon. Lukas scoffed and glared at him.

"Don't you dare look at me like that, Lukas! Yo Mama's tellin' you what to do!" Mathias grabbed Lukas' chin and stared at him in the eyes.

Emil, Tino, and even Berwald tried to control their laughter. Things can really change with Mathias being drunk.

"Now, listen to me. I called yo girlfriend and she's gonna be here in any minute--" Mathias was soon interrupted by the sound of the doorbell.




"Hey, Mat--!"

"Shut yo mouth, woman! Save that for Norgie, over here!" He said, rather loudly as he dragged you inside and threw you on the couch.

"You lovebirds better talk! Yo Mama's gonna be riiight back~!" Mathias said as he rushed over to the washroom, and soon- vomiting can be heard from along the hall.

"Okay! We're gonna give you some privacy~!" Tino said as he dragged Emil and Berwald with him out of the room.




"So, umm... How's everyth--"

"Fine."

"Okay. How's Em--"

"We're fighting." He looked at you. "(name)..."

"Hmm...?"

"Jeg elsker deg."

"Jeg elsker..."

"I love you." Lukas said and smiled.

"Oh, umm... I love you too." You grinned as you scooted closer.










"Good job! Yo Mama's gonna be so proud! NOW, KISS!!!" ಠ‿ಠ